In a land not far from here,
Stood a palace odd and fake.
Built from straw, yet painted gold,
It was known as See to Cake.

And in this palace lived a pig,
So proud, so loud, and quite... big.
But what was most bizarre and slick—
Was that he wore a cheap old wig.

Now Twump the Pig, as he was named,
Was greedy, rude, and never shamed.
He'd trick the sheep and steal their cash,
Then roll around in it with glee and bash.

He gathered friends who liked his schemes:
Like Sneaky Snake, who slithered in beams,
And Steve the Sloth, who barely moved,
And grumbled, "Whatever," unimproved.

But deep within that palace tall,
A magic mirror on the wall,
Would daily speak with glowing cheer—
To stroke the pig’s enormous ear.

“You’re wonderful!” the mirror lied,
“You’re smart and strong and dignified!”
And though it laughed a secret chuckle,
Twump never saw its frame would buckle.

But someone watched, with steady eye—
A panda named J.D., sharp and spry.
He saw the lies, the gold, the sham,
And softly whispered, “This is a scam.”

One day he stood upon a box,
And shouted loud to birds and fox:
“We can’t let Twump keep taking more—
Let’s stand together, rich and poor!”

“Oh how I long for peace,” he cried,
“Where truth and kindness override.
No one should profit from a war—
Hypocrisy and greed must soar
Away like dust in cleansing wind—
Let justice bloom and hate rescind.”